The Stochastic Game

Ramblings of General Geekery

I have a joke about DELTA GREEN but… I don’t feel like telling it. I’m depressed, my family left me, I’m addicted to some unidentified Tibetan drug, room corners look weird to me for some reason, and I just blacked out, wait what day is it?


I have a joke about RuneQuest but my left leg hurts too much to tell it… wait, WHERE IS MY LEFT LEG?


The good fluffy boy says good morning! This is the time of year where every morning looks absolutely stunning, between the sunrise and the fog over the lake.


Me: (stops buying TTRPG books online because the wife says we have no room left)

The Purolator lady: “hey it’s been a while since I delivered a package to this house!”