The Stochastic Game

Ramblings of General Geekery

Out-of-context Dragonbane session quotes from tonight: “you can’t have a rebound chicken, you need to mourn first”, and “let’s use chicken as AOE attacks!”


Tonight’s Dragonbane dice-rolling went well! Also, my players plan to fight the Dead Eyes Cave’s monster by chugging chicken at it, only looking at the chicken and casting Thunderbolt on each one, so that the bolt bounces onto the monster 😂 Of course I’m not going to allow that 🤣

A Spot Hidden roll with a bane (advantage) where both dice rolls were 20s, i.e. critical failures

Yes of course, it’s obviously a “similar ETA” to take little detours at each intersection, as opposed to driving straight… did Google enable GenAI in Maps?

A screenshot of Google Maps showing "equivalent" routes where you turn right at the next intersection, and then left to go back on the road you were on.

“I love <XYZ> as a TTRPG system because it’s easy to hack!”

Bruh, almost all systems are easy to hack, except the super-specific modern indie games you probably don’t play.


When I don’t make rhubarb pies, I make peach melbas. It’s very commonly found on dessert menu in French restaurants, but pretty much nowhere to be seen in North America so I have to take this matter into my own hands!

A hastily homemade Peach Melba, which is vanilla ice-cream, raspberry coulis, peach halves, and whipped cream.

The morning god peeled off the night’s plastic wrap a bit too fast and now the sky’s all messed up.


Hahaha so Unity announced version 7, and between “it’s all compatible, you won’t have to rebuild everything” and “here’s some genAI stuff but you can ignore it if you want”, I can’t help but think it’s a direct shot at Unreal Engine 6.


The funny thing is that historical inaccuracy IS historically accurate when it comes to the Iliad and the Odyssey, because Homer wrote the thing at least 400 years later, and got a bunch of details wrong about, like, Bronze Age warfare for instance!

Some historically accurate Bronze Age elite warriors on their chariots, pulled by motorbikes, racing around a stadium.

Looking up tech news this week, it seems we have the choice between dystopian communist AI and dystopian capitalist and/or nazi AI? That’s, err, that’s the choice here?