My kingdom for a French bakery in Burnaby

Given the way so many people drive around here I’m very tempted to walk around with rocks in my pockets so I can throw them at cars

Environmental storytelling is, for example, when you find an open box of Cheerios on the floor after the kids have left for school, and for some reason the dog didn’t even go in there

USPS is going to make D&D stamps next year for the game’s 50th anniversary! Pretty nice, but sadly they only seem to have one stamp with any of the old classic box covers.

It’s that time of the year again when opening these things early in the morning is like a Sword-in-the-Stone test for the rightful King of Canadian Parks

I don’t need your recommendations of “insightful documentaries” and “visceral drama series”… I’m busy binge-watching Xena: Princess Warrior and Shadowhunters, so I clearly don’t need anything else in my life, thank you very much.

Translink should change the fare gates sounds to be some nice xylophone note, each gate harmonized with the next, and they would change the chord every week for different moods

Text from work

Non-Fungible Trident just dropped. I own it. You can’t have it, because it’s mine! I’ve got proof!

Good morning! Look at this view!