The Stochastic Game

“Trump raises supply management objections in comment about trade standoff with Canada”: Carney better not also give up on this and let the US sell us their shitty hormone-riddled eggs and milk for fuck’s sake

“Canada rescinds digital services tax to advance trade discussions with the United States”: “elbows up” looks a lot like “bend down” in practice, eh? WTF Carney… at least Trudeau had waited a few months before disappointing

Yes, mister policeman, my car was wildly bouncing and swerving through traffic, but to my defence, it was in rhythm with Kool And The Gang’s “Open Sesame”, which was blasting at full volume inside at the time.

Time to play some Chrono Trigger!

The Apple TV app on the Apple TV is the worst app we have on there. It can’t even display our in-progress shows in the “Continue Watching” section, which is, you know, the absolute minimum a TV streaming app can do? I miss our Roku.

“This narrow tax on the wealthiest few would raise an estimated $39 billion in its first year”. Whenever a politician tells you they can’t finance something, THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS: TAX THE RICH!

“EA CEO’s pay is up, as EA worker median income drops”. Holy shit that graph. Yes, keep scrolling.

“Trade talks between Canada and US end over digital tax, Trump says”. Why are we still wasting time trying to negotiate anything with Trump? The US are a lost cause at this point, we should focus on making Canada work without them.

Yesterday in Dragonbane, the halfling thief almost died twice at the hands of a giant, but thanks to some good teamwork, managed to get on its back and strike its weak spot! Combat and monsters in Dragonbane are quite unique but we’re getting the hang of it!

Of course, there isn’t just one musical episode in Xena: Warrior Princess… there are two! The second is nicely named “Lyre, Lyre, Hearts on Fire” and features Jace, Jockster’s brother, doing a disco piece! Amazing.