Don’t forget to roll around naked on your stuff to make it smell like you and prevent people from taking it! I can assure you, once you tell people you rolled around naked on it, they won’t want it. Guaranteed.



Don’t forget to roll around naked on your stuff to make it smell like you and prevent people from taking it! I can assure you, once you tell people you rolled around naked on it, they won’t want it. Guaranteed.