Ramblings of General Geekery

Non-Fungible Trident just dropped. I own it. You can’t have it, because it’s mine! I’ve got proof!

A D&D-type item called "Non-Fungible Trident" that gives several combat and magic abilities, but that you can never actually use because all you have is a "proof of ownership" painting. Plus, others can make a DC 10 tool check to copy that painting :D