Homer: “As he spoke, Patroclus put on his armour. Achilles ran his fingers across Patroclus’ queer ass.”
English translators: “CUIRASS! Achilles ran his fingers across Patroclus’ CUIRASS!”

Homer: “As he spoke, Patroclus put on his armour. Achilles ran his fingers across Patroclus’ queer ass.”
English translators: “CUIRASS! Achilles ran his fingers across Patroclus’ CUIRASS!”