The Stochastic Game
Ramblings of General Geekery

How come I had never heard of “Mind Hunters” before now?!!! A movie with a ridiculous premise, an even more ridiculous story, an absolutely ridiculous cast, and an outrageously ridiculous last couple lines of dialogue… Amazing.

The movie poster, with the tagline "For an elite team of FBI profilers, hunting a serial killer is a process of elimination... their own."
Val Kilmer explains some vague stuff about criminal profiling, so far from actual criminal profiling that this movie must be set in a parallel universe where the human brain works differently.
Christian Slater and Kathryn Morris are never actually doing any FBI stuff in this movie.
Kathryn Morris, John Lee Miller, and LL Cool J are standing outside under the snow with some guns in their hands. Shady stuff is happening.

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