Zelda, dying forever in the castle: “You’re ready to defeat Ganon! My life is in your hands!“
Hyrule people, under the thumb of Ganon’s creatures: “You’re ready to defeat Ganon! Go save us!”
Me: "Nah, I like running around and cooking mushrooms, lol”
So I went from “I’m not a miniatures guy, I just have a few I gathered over the years" to “I received a Battlefoam PACK720 to better store all that stuff and holy fuck it’s almost full already how did this happen”.
Sex is nice and all, but have you tried to completely sort out your cable management solution for your home office?