PHP is fucked up
You may be shocked by what I’m about to say but here it is: PHP is fucked up.
Oh, no. Wait. No you’re not shocked. You already knew it.
Today’s topic: namespaces.
PHP’s namespace implementation is fucked up. There’s really no way to say it nicely, and you will realize it 5 minutes after starting to use them, when most of your code breaks and you need to litter the beginning of your files with use statements and you really wonder what you gained in the process.